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05-22-13
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06-21-13
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10-15-13
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09-20-13
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09-28-13
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[some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age.” found 04-25-14]
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10-03-13
golden age of ignorance

08-01-13
Your cellphone needs more salt.

How many foreskins are in this landfill?

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If there is no god, was there ever a god?

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All intelligence is artificial

Anti-matter is no joke!

If you were alive, what would you be?

Can the chromium Cadbury, you’ll never plate my louvers.

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08-07-13
Undead need not apply – we prefer recently rezurekted

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Taste The Royals!
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We’re living in a zombie golden age do enjoy it

08-12-13
The oppressor loves ur success.
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08-17-13
the god alert

the subtle divinities are safer

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09-14-13
Time travel is available now, see your local time professional for details.
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09-11-13
Happy 9-11
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